Crypto Crumb Comedy! 🍪💰😂

Lighter side of the crypto-verse: when coins chuckle!

2 min readAug 12, 2023

Why did the Bitcoin refuse to go to school? It said it was already mined!
Why was Ethereum so calm during the market crash? It’s used to handling smart contracts, not heart attacks!
What did the crypto crumb snatcher say after taking a small bite? “Just got a bite of Bytecoin!”
Why did the cryptocurrency get a heater? Because it wanted to have a warm wallet!
How do crypto enthusiasts flirt? “Do you believe in love at first satoshi?”
Why did the Dogecoin sit with the cool kids at lunch? Because it was part of the meme team!
How do crypto traders lighten up their day? With a little bit of token humor!
What did the crypto crumb snatcher say to the altcoin? “Don’t worry, every little bit counts!”
Why was the blockchain feeling down? Because it had too many unresolved hashes!
What’s a crypto crumb snatcher’s favorite exercise? Dead-lifts, because every time the market drops, they pick it up!